Joke of the Week: Six Dumb Questions Real Lawyers Asked In Court

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Each Week we will post a Joke. We cannot be serious or all-business-all-the time. We have to have a little levity in our lives.

“How many times have you committed suicide?”
“Were you alone or by yourself?”
“Was it you or your brother who was killed?”
“Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next.”
“Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
“Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

From The Dumb Book (Reader’s Digest Books)