There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don’t forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to… Continue reading Joke of the Week: The Forgetful Couple
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Joke of the Week: The Genius and the Idiot
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot. The genius says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.” The idiot says,… Continue reading Joke of the Week: The Genius and the Idiot
Joke of the Week: Mind Your Own Business and Trouble
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage… Continue reading Joke of the Week: Mind Your Own Business and Trouble
Joke of the Week: The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you… Continue reading Joke of the Week: The Job Interview
Joke of the Week: Immortal Dolphins
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the… Continue reading Joke of the Week: Immortal Dolphins
Joke of the Week: Childs Questions and Parents Answers
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become… Continue reading Joke of the Week: Childs Questions and Parents Answers
Joke of the Week: 50-States—50 Laws
50 Hysterical Laws In America, One From Each State…The sad fact is, to have a law, someone had to actually do what the law says your can or cannot do. ALABAMA: You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. ALASKA: It’s against the law to wake bears for the purposes… Continue reading Joke of the Week: 50-States—50 Laws
Joke of the Week: Shaving with Daddy
My son was born while I was serving abroad, so he was three before we met. When I got home, I decided it was time for a little father-son bonding time. I bought him a toy razor and invited him to “shave” with me. In the bathroom, I took up my razor and… Continue reading Joke of the Week: Shaving with Daddy
Joke of the Week: The Smell of Delta
Each Week we will post a Joke. We cannot be serious or all-business-all-the time. We have to have a little levity in our lives. Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. A better name to match would be “the ambience of the packed economy cabin.” “Eau the Humanity” “Giorgio’s… Continue reading Joke of the Week: The Smell of Delta
